[00:52.75]Before time began, there was the Cube.
[00:58.02]We know not where it comes from,
[01:00.26]only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life.
[01:07.00]That is how our race was born.
[01:10.20]For a time, we lived in harmony,
[01:12.77]but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil.
[01:19.81]And so began the war,
[01:22.68]a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death,
[01:28.25]and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space.
[01:33.62]We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home,
[01:39.46]searching every star, every world.
[01:44.50]And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us
[01:50.54]to an unknown planet called Earth.
[02:01.85]But we were already too late.
[02:17.77]Oh, God, five months of this.
[02:19.90]I can't wait to get a little taste of home.
[02:22.50]A plate of mama's alligators étouffée.
[02:24.64]You've been talking about barbecued 'gators and crickets
[02:26.91]for the last two weeks. I'm never going to your mama's house, Fig. I promise.
[02:30.18]But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known to have the most succulent meat.
[02:38.29]English, please. English.
[02:40.66]I mean, how many times have we... We don't speak Spanish. I told you that.
[02:44.43]Why you got to ruin it for me, man? That's my heritage.
[02:49.43]Go with the Spanish. Whatever.
[02:50.77]Hey, you guys remember weekends? Huh? The Sox at Fenway.
[02:55.90]- Cold hotdog and a flat beer. - Perfect day.
[02:59.64]What about you, Captain? You got a perfect day?
[03:02.98]I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time.
[03:05.88]- He's adorable. - That's too...
[03:27.40]Hey, I'm ready to do this.
[03:29.80]Hey, any of y'all grow some balls, come see me on the court, man.
[03:36.61]Watch this crossover, baby.
[03:37.98]Like Jordan in his prime, pushing through the front line.
[03:41.98]- Step aside, ladies. - Oh, man. What?
[03:44.25]- Lennox! - Hey, what are you doing?
[03:46.62]- Water? - Thank you.
[03:49.46]Are you gonna help me with the gear?
[03:58.03]Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound unidentified infiltrator, 10 miles out.
[04:07.14]Unidentified aircraft, you are in restricted US military airspace.
[04:11.71]Squawk ident and proceed east out of the area.
[04:16.75]Raptors one and two, snap to heading two-five-zero to intercept.
[04:20.56]Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out, not squawking.
[04:28.13]Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase.
[04:33.13]If you do not comply, we will use deadly force.
[04:38.14]Copy the bogie.
[04:39.67]Tail 4500 X-ray.
[04:42.34]Sir, says here 4500 X was shot down three months ago.
[04:44.91]- Afghanistan. - That's got to be a mistake.
[04:46.85]- Check again, then recheck. - I did, sir.
[04:49.02]A friend of mine was on that chopper.
[04:51.79]Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase.
[04:57.83]- Radar, where's the inbound? - Bogie's five miles out, sir.
[05:04.57]- My wife on? - Yes, Captain.
[05:08.64]- My ladies! - Look.
[05:10.61]Oh, my goodness. Look at her. She's getting so big.
[05:12.47]Look at those cheeks. I just wanna chew on them.
[05:15.91]Baby, we made a good-looking kid.
[05:17.55]I know that people say that all the time,
[05:19.78]but, wow, we made one good-Iooking kid. Nice work.
[05:22.25]She has your laugh.
[05:24.12]- She laughed? - Her first one, yeah.
[05:26.82]You sure she didn't just fart?
[05:29.86]No, she's a lady.
[05:31.76]She doesn't know you yet, but she will.
[05:36.20]4500 X. Something's not right.
[05:43.71]Bogie's on the deck.
[05:45.87]Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed.
[05:50.14]It's coming from the chopper.
[05:52.41]- Will? - Sarah?
[05:54.78]Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'll be home soon.
[05:58.19]Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'll be home soon.
[06:01.72]- To the right. Go to the right. - Check fire.
[06:08.16]MH-53 pilot, power down now.
[06:15.27]Have your crew step out or we will kill you.
[06:26.78]Hold your fire! Stand by to engage!
[06:54.51]They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack!
[07:26.01]Go! Move! Move!
[07:35.28]It's going after the files!
[07:37.08]Cut the hard lines!
[07:38.55]I need a key! It's locked!
[07:49.33]Here, come here! Come here!
[08:07.08]Here, hide in here!
[08:09.12]Oh, my God. Okay.
[08:37.11]Epps, let's go!
[08:59.10]Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up.
[09:02.27]Sorry, I got a lot of stuff.
[09:07.98]For my family...
[09:09.34]Who did... Who did that? People! Responsibility.
[09:19.62]So, for my family genealogy report,
[09:21.29]I decided to do it on my great-great-grandfather,
[09:24.79]who was a famous man, Captain Archibald Witwicky.
[09:28.20]Very famous explorer.
[09:29.36]In fact, he was one of the first to explore the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal.
[09:37.64]In 1897, he took 41 brave sailors straight into the Arctic Shelf.
[09:44.05]Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave!
[09:48.38]The ice is freezing faster than it's melting! Chop faster! Heave, men!
[09:54.02]Heave! No sacrifice, no victory!
[09:58.79]We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads!
[10:02.13]So that's the story, right?
[10:04.47]And here we have some of the basic instruments and tools
[10:06.77]used by 19th-century seamen.
[10:09.97]This here is the quadrant, which you can get for 80 bucks.
[10:12.01]It's all for sale, by the way.
[10:13.41]Like the sextant here. $50 for this, which is a bargain.
[10:18.31]These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses.
[10:20.78]I haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they've seen many cool things.
[10:23.62]Are you going to sell me his liver?
[10:25.99]Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the 11th grade.
[10:28.66]I don't think your grandfather would be
[10:29.86]particularly proud of what you're doing.
[10:31.19]I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know, this is all going towards my car fund.
[10:34.53]You can tell your folks. It's on eBay. I take PayPal.
[10:36.70]Cold hard cash works, too.
[10:38.13]And the compass makes a great gift for Columbus Day.
[10:40.53]- Sam! - Sorry.
[10:42.10]Unfortunately, my great-great-grandfather,
[10:43.90]the genius that he was, wound up going blind and crazy in a psycho ward,
[10:48.84]drawing these strange symbols
[10:50.11]and babbling on about some giant ice man
[10:52.68]that he thought he'd discovered.
[10:54.45]Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow. Might not.
[10:58.39]- Sleep in fear tonight. - Here, you want? Here, 50. 40? 30?
[11:00.79]- Sam? - Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
[11:03.22]Okay. Pretty good, right?
[11:07.23]I'd say a solid B-.
[11:12.93]You were hawking your great-grandfather's crap
[11:15.07]- in my classroom. - No, kids enjoy...
[11:16.34]- Look, can you do me a favor? - What?
[11:17.67]Can you look out the window for a second? You see my father?
[11:20.11]- He's the guy in the green car. - Yeah.
[11:21.78]Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream. A boy's dream.
[11:24.51]And a man's promise to that boy.
[11:26.38]He looked at me in the eye. He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car.
[11:29.32]"But I want you to bring me $2,000 and three As."
[11:31.69]Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As.
[11:33.92]Okay? Here's the dream. Your B-. Dream gone. Kaput.
[11:38.86]Sir, just ask yourself, what would Jesus do?
[11:44.33]Yes! Yes, yes.
[11:48.47]A-. It's an A, though.
[11:49.54]Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A.
[11:51.41]- So I'm good? - You're good.
[11:53.87]- I got a little surprise for you, son. - What kind of...
[11:57.45]Yeah, a little surprise.
[12:00.48]No. No, no, no, no. Dad!
[12:05.05]- Oh, you got to be kidding me. - See?
[12:06.65]Yeah. I am. You're not getting a Porsche.
[12:12.79]- You think that's funny? - Yeah, I think it's funny.
[12:15.06]- What's wrong with you? - You think I'd really get you
[12:16.63]a Porsche for your first car?
[12:19.40]I don't want to talk to you for the rest of this whole thing.
[12:21.70]- Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke. - It's not a funny joke.
[12:27.84]- Manny! - What?
[12:30.75]Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit.
[12:32.48]He's having a heat stroke again.
[12:33.68]Scaring white folks.
[12:34.85]I'm hot! Makeup's melting. It hurts my eyes.
[12:37.55]Here? No, no, no, what is this? You said... You said half a car,
[12:40.29]not half a piece of crap, Dad.
[12:41.99]When I was your age, I'd have been happy with four wheels and an engine.
[12:44.43]Okay, let me explain something to you. Okay?
[12:45.99]- You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin? - Yeah.
[12:47.43]Okay, that's what this is. And this is 50-year-old virgin.
[12:50.63]- Okay. - You want me to live that life?
[12:52.50]- No sacrifice, no victory. - Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it.
[12:54.80]- The old Witwicky motto, Dad. - Right.
[12:58.31]Bobby Bolivia, like the country, except without the runs.
[13:02.21]How can I help you?
[13:03.41]Well, my son here, looking to buy his first car.
[13:07.08]- You come to see me? - I had to.
[13:09.28]That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B, baby. Uncle Bobby B.
[13:13.75]- Sam. - Sam, let me talk to you.
[13:16.56]Sam, your first enchilada of freedom awaits underneath one of those hoods.
[13:21.86]Let me tell you something, son. A driver don't pick the car.
[13:25.57]The car'll pick the driver.
[13:27.33]It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
[13:30.24]Son, I'm a lot of things, but a liar's not one of them.
[13:33.24]Especially not in front of my mammy. That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
[13:39.55]Don't be like that. If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch.
[13:42.65]I tell you, man, she deaf, you know?
[13:47.39]Well, over here, every piece of car a man might want or need.
[13:52.46]This ain't bad.
[13:55.20]- This one's got racing stripes. - Yeah.
[13:57.33]It got racing...
[13:59.30]Yeah, what's this? What the heck is this?
[14:01.27]I don't know nothing about this car.
[14:03.14]- Manny! - What?
[14:04.47]What is this? This car! Check it out!
[14:07.17]I don't know, boss! I've never seen it! That's loco!
[14:09.78]Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny! Find out!
[14:16.85]- How much? - Well,
[14:20.35]considering the semi-classic nature of the vehicle,
[14:23.56]with the slick wheels and the custom paint job...
[14:25.46]- Yeah, but the paint's faded. - Yeah, but it's custom.
[14:29.63]It's custom faded?
[14:30.76]Well, this is your first car. I wouldn't expect you to understand.
[14:33.63]- Five grand. - No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry.
[14:36.84]Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car.
[14:38.54]No, no, no. You said cars pick their drivers.
[14:40.21]Well, sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father. Out the car.
[14:43.51]Now, this one here for four Gs is a beaut.
[14:46.78]There's a Fiesta with racing stripes over there.
[14:49.02]No, I don't want a Fiesta with racing stripes.
[14:51.72]This is a classic engine right here.
[14:53.85]I sold a car the other day...
[14:58.23]Gee. Holy cow.
[14:59.76]- No, no, no. No worries. - You all right?
[15:01.30]I'll get a sledgehammer and knock this right out. Hey, hey, Manny!
[15:05.17]Get your clown cousin and get some hammers
[15:06.93]and come bang this stuff out, baby!
[15:10.14]...greater than man...
[15:11.21]That one's my favorite, drove all the way from Alabammy.
[15:46.44]Hello, Mr. Secretary.
[15:50.34]They're so young.
[15:52.05]They're the top subject matter experts, sir.
[15:54.28]NSA's recruiting right out of high school these days.
[15:56.65]Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense.
[16:01.36]I am so underdressed.
[16:03.22]Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of Defense.
[16:08.10]Please be seated.
[16:11.10]I'm John Keller.
[16:12.90]Obviously, you're wondering why you're here, so these are the facts.
[16:17.54]At 1900 local time yesterday,
[16:19.54]the SOCCENT Forward Operations Base in Qatar was attacked.
[16:22.94]So far as we know, there were no survivors.
[16:26.58]The objective of the attack was to hack our military network.
[16:30.52]We're not sure exactly what they're after,
[16:32.25]but we do know that they were cut off during the assault,
[16:35.79]which would lead us to assume that they're going to try it again.
[16:40.09]Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack.
[16:43.16]And the only real lead we have so far is this sound.
[16:53.84]That's the signal that hacked our network.
[16:57.91]NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it
[17:01.12]and intercept further communications,
[17:02.68]but we need your help to find out who did this.
[17:05.59]Now, you've all shown considerable ability in the area of signals analysis.
[17:10.26]We're on a hair-trigger here, people.
[17:13.06]The President has dispatched battle groups
[17:15.30]to the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea. This is as real as it's ever gonna get.
[17:19.57]Now I'm gonna leave you to your officer-in-charge.
[17:21.30]You'll break up into teams and you'll start your work.
[17:24.30]Good luck to us all.
[17:35.28]All right, Mojo. I got the car. Now I need the girl.
[17:40.75]I need money to take out the girl is what I need.
[17:49.53]Come on, Mojo. You want your pain pills?
[17:55.30]Good. What's up?
[17:56.74]Nothing. You know, just driving my car. Driving my car.
[18:01.91]It's like clockwork.
[18:03.18]All right, I know you get wasted on these things,
[18:04.88]but if you piss in my bed again, you're sleeping outside. Okay?
[18:08.05]That's it for today. No more. Crackhead.
[18:10.45]- Ron, this one is uneven. - Yeah. Probably.
[18:14.66]This one is wobbly.
[18:15.96]- Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon. - Couldn't we have hired a professional?
[18:20.16]- Sam... - What?
[18:21.40]I do not like footprints on my grass.
[18:24.06]- What foot... There's no footprints. - That's why I built my path.
[18:26.37]So why don't you go from my grass onto my path, okay?
[18:28.17]- It's family grass, Dad. - Well, when you own your own grass,
[18:30.40]- you'll understand. - This... I can't do it anymore.
[18:32.61]- You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog. - What?
[18:34.81]He's got enough self-esteem issues as a Chihuahua, Mom.
[18:37.08]That's his bling.
[18:39.01]I want you home at 11:00!
[18:41.05]- Yeah, all right. - 11:00!
[18:43.02]Please, for the love of God, drive safely.
[18:45.25]Seat belt on!
[18:53.43]Wow. You are so cheap.
[18:57.73]Well, it's his first car. Supposed to be like that.
[19:05.44]At this time, we can't confirm whether there were any survivors.
[19:11.51]Oh, my God.
[19:12.58]Our bases worldwide are, as of now, at DEFCON Delta,
[19:14.52]our highest readiness level.
[19:17.95]We're dealing with a very effective weapons system
[19:19.79]that we have not come across before.
[19:22.32]But our prayers are with the families of the brave men and women...
[19:25.53]Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay.
[19:28.53]I've never seen a weapons system like this.
[19:31.33]The thermal shows this weird aura around the exoskeleton
[19:34.13]like it's cloaked by some kind of invisible force field.
[19:37.40]That's impossible. There's no such thing as invisible force fields
[19:39.74]except in, like, comic book stuff, right?
[19:42.01]- Man, I don't know. - What is that?
[19:43.51]My mama, she had the gift, you know?
[19:45.68]She saw things. I got the gene, too,
[19:49.05]and that thing that attacked us? I got a feeling it ain't over.
[19:53.55]How about you use those magic voodoo powers
[19:55.42]and get us the hell out of here, huh?
[19:57.19]When I took that picture, I think it saw me.
[20:03.76]It looked right at me.
[20:06.13]All right, we got to get this thing back to the Pentagon right away.
[20:08.57]They got to know what we're dealing with here.
[20:10.10]My radio's fried.
[20:11.94]- I got no communication with aerial. - Hey, Mahfouz.
[20:14.64]- How far do you live from here? - Not far. Just up that mountain.
[20:17.71]- Do they have a phone? - Yes.
[20:19.35]All right, let's hit it.
[20:24.45]Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party?
[20:26.89]Of course, Miles. It's a lake. Public property.
[20:32.59]Oh, my God.
[20:34.16]Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here. Just don't do anything weird, all right?
[20:37.43]- I'm good, right? - Yeah, you're good.
[20:43.97]Hey, guys, check it out.
[20:48.31]Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey.
[20:57.55]So, what are you guys doing here?
[21:00.32]We're here to climb this tree.
[21:02.96]I see that. It looks... It looks fun.
[21:04.93]- Yeah. - You know, I thought I recognized you.
[21:06.49]You tried out for the football team last year, right?
[21:11.03]Let's go call your mom.
[21:12.43]Oh, no, no, that... No. That wasn't like a real tryout.
[21:16.44]I was researching a book I was writing.
[21:19.24]- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
[21:20.64]Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?
[21:24.51]No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
[21:28.25]No, it's a good book. Your friends'll love it.
[21:30.58]You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas,
[21:33.85]sections, pop-up pictures. It's a lot of fun.
[21:38.89]Okay, okay. You know what? Stop.
[21:43.86]Hey, guys, I know of a party. Let's go, let's head.
[21:46.20]You got to get out of the tree right now. Get...
[21:48.37]Just get out of the tree right now, please.
[21:51.91]What are you doing?
[21:53.21]Did you see that dismount? All the chicks were watching.
[21:55.38]You're making me look like an idiot. We both looked like idiots just now.
[21:57.91]- Hey, how about you let me drive? - Oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy.
[22:01.28]These 22s, I don't want you grinding them. No.
[22:04.35]Why doesn't my little bunny just hop in the back seat?
[22:08.32]God, I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little bunny.
[22:15.76]You'll call me.
[22:23.60]Who's gonna drive you home, tonight?
[22:26.61]Hey, man, what's wrong with your radio?
[22:28.21]- I'm gonna drive her home tonight. - What?
[22:30.21]She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike.
[22:32.95]She lives 10 miles from here, okay? It's my only chance.
[22:34.68]You got to be understanding here, all right?
[22:36.05]All right. We'll put her in the back. I'll be quiet.
[22:37.55]- Did you say, "Put her in the back"? - I called shotgun.
[22:39.29]I'm not putting her in the back. You got to get out of my car.
[22:41.19]- That's a party foul. - What rules?
[22:42.62]Bros before hos.
[22:43.92]Miles, I'm begging you to get out of my car. Okay?
[22:45.79]You can't do this to me.
[22:46.89]You got to get out of my car right now.
[22:52.83]Who's gonna come around when you break?
[22:56.37]Mikaela! It's Sam.
[23:00.87]I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything.
[23:04.21]So, listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home.
[23:06.08]I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house.
[23:10.58]There you go.
[23:23.80]I can't believe that I'm here right now.
[23:27.60]You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
[23:30.34]Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean here with you.
[23:32.47]I just meant here, like, in this situation, this same situation that I'm always in.
[23:37.81]'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys,
[23:40.91]for tight abs and really big arms.
[23:48.09]Well, there's a couple new additions in the car.
[23:50.96]Like, I just put in that light there.
[23:54.03]And that disco ball. And so the light reflects off the disco ball.
[24:04.10]Are you new to school this year? It's your first year here?
[24:07.61]Oh, no, no.
[24:09.54]We've been in the same school since first grade.
[24:11.55]- Really? - Yeah.
[24:13.25]Yeah, a long time.
[24:14.68]Well, do we have any classes together?
[24:16.68]- Yeah, yeah. - Really? Which?
[24:18.35]History. Language arts. Math. Science.
[24:21.96]- Sam. - Sam. Yeah.
[24:23.32]- Sam Wilkicky. - Witwicky.
[24:26.86]God, you know what? I'm so sorry. I just...
[24:28.63]- No, it's cool. - I just didn't recognize you.
[24:30.43]Yeah, well, I mean, that's understandable.
[24:34.07]No, no, no. No. Come on.
[24:38.24]Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks. You know, it's a new car.
[24:41.64]When I get that feeling I want sexual healing
[24:44.34]This radio is, like, you know... It's an old radio, too, so...
[24:48.98]Look, this isn't something that I, you know...
[24:51.32]I can't get this radio to stop. Look, I wouldn't try this on you.
[24:54.39]'Cause this is like a romantic thing that I'm not trying to do.
[24:56.89]Not that you're not worthy of trying something like this on.
[24:58.69]- No, of course not. - I'm a friend of yours.
[25:00.13]I'm not a romantic friend. Romantic friends do this.
[25:02.56]I mean, I'm not that friend. I mean, we... I could be.
[25:06.03]I feel good
[25:07.33]Just pop the hood.
[25:09.20]Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
[25:14.81]Whoa, nice headers.
[25:16.14]You've got a high-rise double-pump carburetor.
[25:17.81]That's pretty impressive, Sam.
[25:21.65]It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster.
[25:26.42]I like to go faster.
[25:28.32]And it looks like your distributor cap's a little loose.
[25:33.39]Yeah? How'd you know that?
[25:36.26]My dad. He was a real grease monkey. He taught me all about this.
[25:40.33]I could take it all apart, clean it, put it back together.
[25:43.87]That's weird. I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical.
[25:46.17]Oh, my God.
[25:47.27]Well, you know, I don't really broadcast it.
[25:48.94]Guys don't like it when you know more about cars than they do.
[25:52.08]Especially not Trent. He hates it.
[25:54.81]Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine.
[25:57.78]I prefer it, actually.
[26:00.02]- Okay. You want to fire it up for me? - Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem.
[26:02.42]- Thanks. - You know, I was thinking.
[26:04.72]You know, if Trent's such a jerk, why do you hang out with him?
[26:10.46]You know what? I'm just... I'm gonna walk.
[26:13.13]Good luck with your car.
[26:18.37]Walking's healthy, right?
[26:21.47]Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[26:24.08]Come on, please. Please, you gotta work for me now.
[26:26.45]Don't let her walk away. Come on, come on, come on. Please, please.
[26:29.52]Baby come back any kind of fool could see
[26:35.66]There was something in everything about you
[26:41.93]Baby come back you can blame it all on me
[26:48.50]Wait a second!
[26:50.34]I was wrong and I just can't live without you
[26:55.41]There it is.
[26:57.61]I had fun. So, you know, thanks for listening.
[27:02.02]- Oh, yeah, yeah. - You... You think I'm shallow?
[27:07.42]I think you're... No, no, no.
[27:10.92]I think there's a lot more than meets the eye with you.
[27:20.20]All right, I'll see you at school.
[27:31.61]That was a stupid line.
[27:32.75]"There's more than meets the eye with you." Stupid.
[27:40.75]Oh, my God. I love my car.
[27:53.30]Hey, guys, I think the other team figured it out. Iran.
[27:58.97]Come on, man. This is way too smart for Iranian scientists.
[28:02.74]- Think about it. - What do you think, kid? Chinese?
[28:07.05]No way. This is nothing like what the Chinese are using.
[28:12.85]This is Air Force One. Level of flight, level three-three-zero.
[28:14.82]We will hunt down this enemy. And when we do,
[28:16.99]we'll know just what to do with them.
[28:19.69]- Thank you. - You're welcome.
[28:38.71]Apparently, there are very few survivors.
[28:40.41]Yes, Mr. President?
[28:41.72]Yeah, can you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs, darling?
[28:56.80]I joined the Air Force to bring the man Ding Dongs. I'll be in storage.
[30:10.10]Do you hear that?
[30:14.74]Are you getting this?
[30:17.31]I think they're hacking the network again.
[30:34.16]Oh, my God. This is a direct match to the signal in Qatar.
[30:37.40]- Are you running a diagnostic? - Should I be?
[30:39.33]- Yes, you should. - So I am.
[30:52.45]Someone! They're hacking into Air Force One!
[30:54.85]We need a senior analyst.
[30:56.48]- I think they're planting a virus. - A virus?
[30:58.45]- It's streaming right now. - They are planting a virus
[31:01.09]and stealing a whole lot of data from your system at the same time.
[31:04.39]Code Red. We have a breach.
[31:06.03]Air Force One, someone onboard has breached the military network.
[31:08.86]I'm in the cargo hold. Clear. Clear.
[31:16.24]- You got to cut the hard lines. - What?
[31:17.74]- Whatever they want, they are getting it. - Sir?
[31:20.97]Permission to take down the Defense Network.
[31:23.78]- Cut all server hard lines now. - Cut all server hard lines now.
[31:49.44]Someone's tampered with the POTUS mainframe.
[31:59.25]Shots fired in the underdeck. Repeat, shots fired.
[32:01.75]Crew, prepare for emergency descent.
[32:22.67]I want our President in that bunker.
[32:24.77]And I don't want to discuss a damn thing other till that becomes reality.
[32:28.91]That's our first priority. That's our only priority right now.
[32:32.11]Air Force One is on the ground.
[33:37.31]Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[33:40.81]That's my car!
[33:47.29]No, no, no, no.
[33:55.93]Dad, call the cops!
[33:59.80]Where you going with my car, buddy? Where you going?
[34:03.04]Hello? 911 emergency! My car has been stolen!
[34:06.87]I'm in pursuit! Right? I need all units, the whole squadron.
[34:10.44]Bring everyone! No, don't ask me questions, all right?
[34:13.35]My father's the head of the neighborhood watch!
[34:48.65]Oh, my God.
[35:06.63]My name is Sam Witwicky.
[35:08.13]Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay? You saw that?
[35:12.17]Since this is my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you,
[35:15.01]and if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine.
[35:17.48]I'm holding it for Miles. No, no, wait that...
[35:19.58]Okay, that's not true. It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me.
[35:22.32]I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.
[35:35.96]No! No! No! No!
[35:41.63]Oh, my God.
[35:43.57]No, you're a good dog! Good dog! Good dog!
[35:46.31]Oh, my God.
[35:50.71]Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! All right! Oh! No! No!
[35:58.32]Okay. Please, please don't kill me!
[35:59.79]I'm sorry! Take the keys! I don't want them! Car's yours!
[36:04.92]Listen, listen, listen.
[36:07.46]- Good, you're here. - Let me see your hands!
[36:08.90]- No, no, no! It's not me! - Let me see your hands.
[36:10.56]- The guy's inside. - Shut up! Walk towards the car.
[36:15.57]Put your head on the hood.
[36:30.58]Whoever did this finally managed to infiltrate our defense network,
[36:33.42]which is what they tried to do in Qatar, only this time it worked.
[36:36.06]- What did they get? - We still don't know.
[36:37.79]- Talk to me about the virus. - It's a Spider-bot virus.
[36:41.03]We're not sure what it's going to do, but it may cripple the system.
[36:43.76]- Can we stop it? - Every time we try an antivirus,
[36:45.87]it adapts and speeds up. It's like it's not a virus anymore.
[36:48.50]It's become the system.
[36:49.67]Obviously the first phase of a major attack against the US.
[36:52.94]The only countries with this kind of capability
[36:54.64]are Russia, North Korea, maybe 中国.
[36:57.04]- I'm sorry, that's not correct. - Excuse me, young lady.
[37:00.08]I didn't see you standing there. You would be who?
[37:02.42]I'm just the analyst who detected the hack.
[37:04.35]Hold on. It was you? You did it?
[37:07.85]- Her team. - Sir, I was just trying to say,
[37:10.72]they hacked your firewall in 10 seconds.
[37:13.46]Okay. Even a supercomputer with a brute force attack
[37:16.23]would take 20 years to do that.
[37:18.06]Maybe you can explain, then, how our latest satellite imagery
[37:20.63]shows North Korea doubling its naval activity.
[37:23.07]Maybe it's a precaution, because isn't that what we're doing?
[37:26.67]The signal pattern is learning. It's evolving on its own.
[37:30.14]And you need to move past Fourier transfers
[37:32.51]and start considering quantum mechanics.
[37:34.81]There is nothing on Earth that complex.
[37:37.25]What about an organism? A living organism?
[37:39.85]Maybe some kind of DNA-based computer?
[37:42.36]- And I know that that sounds crazy... - That's enough. That's enough.
[37:46.49]We have six floors of analysts working on this thing.
[37:49.16]Now, if you can find proof to back up your theory,
[37:51.60]I'm gonna be happy to listen to you. But if you don't get a filter
[37:54.20]on that brain-mouth thing, you're gonna be off the team. You understand?
[38:03.61]Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being.
[38:07.95]- It just stood up. - It just stood up.
[38:11.82]Wow. That's really neat.
[38:16.19]Time to fill her up. And no drippy-drippy.
[38:19.49]What are you rolling?
[38:20.96]Whippets? Goofballs? A little wowie sauce with the boys?
[38:23.40]- No, I'm not on any drugs. - What's these?
[38:26.57]Found it in your pocket. "Mojo."
[38:30.64]Is that what the kids are doing now? Little bit of Mojo?
[38:33.34]- Those are my dog's pain pills. - You know, a Chihuahua. A little...
[38:40.95]What was that?
[38:43.88]You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent?
[38:48.22]You wanna go? Make something happen. Do it.
[38:51.79]'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
[38:56.36]Are you on drugs?
[39:06.21]Let's hope this telephone line works.
[39:10.98]Hey, heads up!
[39:13.55]Heads up! Hey! Heads up!
[39:22.12]What the heck was that?
[39:28.76]English, dude. English.
[39:47.08]- Open fire! - Contact! Contact!
[39:49.65]Everybody, quiet. Settle.
[39:50.82]Whoa, mother... What the hell is...
[40:00.69]Get up! Get up! Come on!
[40:10.57]Go! Move it!
[40:29.16]Fig! Cover the rear!
[40:31.79]Cover fire! Move it! Fig, cover the rear! Epps! Cover the rear! Move it!
[40:36.80]Come on! Give me a mag!
[40:41.07]Where's your papa? Where's your papa?
[40:44.50]Sir, we need... I need a telephone.
[40:46.84]- Telephone, telephone, yes! - Telephone!
[40:49.31]Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag!
[40:51.01]- Cell phone! - I don't know how to thank you.
[40:54.58]This is an emergency Pentagon call! I need you to... Do you understand?
[40:57.25]It's an emergency Pentagon...
[41:01.62]I don't have a credit card!
[41:04.22]Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all.
[41:08.06]I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.
[41:10.86]I'm in the middle of a war! This is frigging ridiculous!
[41:18.34]I need a credit card!
[41:22.51]- Epps! Where's your wallet? - Pocket!
[41:25.95]- Which pocket? - My back pocket!
[41:28.75]- You got 10 back pockets! - Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!
[41:33.79]All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting!
[41:36.06]Okay, it's Visa.
[41:38.29]Also, sir, have you heard about
[41:39.66]our premium plus world-service gold package?
[41:41.86]No, I don't want a premium package! Epps! Pentagon!
[41:50.00]Give me a status.
[41:51.64]Sir, we're tracking a Special Ops team under fire in Qatar.
[41:54.34]They say they're survivors of the base attack.
[42:00.95]I ain't never seen this in my life!
[42:02.72]Need gunships on station ASAP!
[42:04.55]Predator's coming up in a minute.
[42:05.85]We're linking the call to the nearest AWACS.
[42:13.53]Unknown, man. I don't... Man, if you seen this shit...
[42:16.83]Predator ETA two minutes.
[42:28.24]Hey! Make way!
[42:35.05]- What is that? - I don't know.
[42:42.39]We need air support and we need it now.
[42:44.19]Roll in strike package Bravo on unknown target.
[42:47.39]I authenticate Tango Whiskey at time 0300 Zulu.
[42:51.10]Attention, all aircraft. This will be a danger close-fire mission.
[42:54.03]Weapons, I just got a call from Falcon Ops.
[42:55.67]Who's closer to Kill Box One Alpha?
[42:57.47]- Send the Hogs, sir. - Okay, send the Hogs over
[42:59.10]to Kill Box One Alpha. It's a danger close...
[43:00.91]Switch the Hogs to Kill Box One Alpha, 300 feet danger close.
[43:03.54]Friendlies in the area.
[43:05.54]Seven-man team north of orange smoke!
[43:08.68]Received Kill Box One Alpha. Engage hostile.
[43:14.29]Attack direction west! You're clear and hot!
[43:20.76]Strike, tell me status of Hog right now.
[43:22.23]Hog One-One Dark Star status.
[43:26.47]- Lennox! The heat's coming! - Laze the target!
[43:29.67]We got a beam-rider incoming! Laze target!
[43:39.61]- Ready! Heat's coming! - What? Bring it!
[43:42.31]Receiving radar jamming in vicinity of target.
[44:01.27]No frigging way that thing's still not down.
[44:03.17]Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells. Bring the rain.
[44:08.64]Be advised, ground team is requesting 105 sabot rounds.
[44:40.34]Did we lose them?
[44:41.51]Warthog One confirm visual on friendlies.
[44:50.25]- Fig? Fig? - Oh, God!
[44:52.82]- God damn it! - Get a medic!
[44:54.72]Get a medic!
[44:55.99]- I'm sorry. - Black Hawk...
[44:57.12]We'll get a medic. Just hold on. He's got a pulse.
[44:58.42]We need a medevac. One man down. Patient care category urgent.
[45:06.03]Bring them home.
[45:09.13]You get those men stateside right now.
[45:12.00]I want them debriefed in 10 hours.
[45:20.45]There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code.
[45:34.29]Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop!
[45:40.10]I am sorry to bother you.
[45:42.10]- Maggie? - Listen, I need your help.
[45:43.84]No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace.
[45:47.94]- Listen to me. - Glen! Who is it?
[45:49.71]Shut up, Grandma!
[45:51.94]- What are you doing here? - Just give me a break, will you, please?
[45:54.48]Grandmama! Drink your prune juice!
[46:01.55]- What level are you on, man? - Six.
[46:06.93]Oh, here come the matrix! Here come the matrix!
[46:13.20]Glen, seriously, don't you want to see something classified?
[46:16.14]Yeah. Get low.
[46:18.30]- Here we go. Here we go. Double tap. - Hey, I just paused it. I just paused it.
[46:22.34]Hey. I need a moment.
[46:25.18]- Please. - Sorry.
[46:27.08]Hey, man, save my game.
[46:31.98]Like "I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you" classified.
[46:36.32]Yes! One quick peek.
[46:39.09]Special Ops got a thermal snapshot of whatever hit the base in Qatar.
[46:42.36]- I want to see it. - Well, the imager was damaged, sir.
[46:45.00]The rangers are en route with the imager,
[46:46.67]but we also have a security issue.
[46:48.67]Circle logs indicate one of the analysts made a copy
[46:51.04]of the network intrusion signal.
[46:55.71]The signal strength is through the roof. Where did you say you got this?
[46:59.11]It hacked the national military air-guard frequency
[47:01.55]in less than a minute.
[47:03.22]- No way. - Yeah.
[47:06.89]Looks like there's a message embedded in the signal. Let me work my magic.
[47:19.13]- What's Sector Seven? - Who is Captain Witwicky?
[47:24.07]Are you playing those video games again?
[47:28.71]FBI! Clear right!
[47:33.18]Lock it down! Lock it down!
[47:38.28]Lock it down.
[47:39.55]Wait! I'm just a cousin! I'm just a...
[47:44.16]Get off my Grandmama's carpet! She don't like nobody on the carpet!
[47:50.06]It was an awesome spectacle here an hour ago
[47:52.93]when over 40 C-17 s lifted off of this very base.
[47:57.44]We're not told where they're going.
[48:00.67]The government has been very quiet about what's going on but in our...
[48:03.08]- Mojo. Mojo. - They were headed directly
[48:04.81]towards North Korea.
[48:06.45]Stop with the barking, Mojo. It's too early. Please?
[48:12.92]Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen.
[48:14.79]- My car, it stole itself, okay? - What are you talking about, man?
[48:17.92]Satan's Camaro. In my yard. It's stalking me.
[48:29.84]No, no, no, no, no, no.
[48:38.08]Oh, my God!
[48:45.38]That was... That was really awesome.
[48:48.75]- Well, it felt awesome. - Are you okay?
[48:50.96]I'm not okay, all right? I'm losing my mind a little bit.
[48:53.06]I'm getting chased by my car right now. I got to go.
[48:55.03]You know what? I'm gonna catch up with you guys later.
[49:30.16]Oh, great. Cops.
[49:42.98]Oh, that hurt.
[49:46.68]Listen to me!
[49:48.28]Thank God you're here! I've had the worst day ever!
[49:51.25]I've been... I've been followed here on my mother's bike! Right?
[49:55.02]And my car's right there and it's been following me here!
[49:57.72]So get out of the car! No! Stop! Oh, God. Okay, okay! Okay, all right!
[50:04.53]Okay! I'm sorry! I'm... I didn't mean to hit your car! Look!
[50:10.30]Okay, look, look, look! Stop, stop!
[50:18.34]Please! Okay, what do you want from me?
[50:30.39]Oh, God, no! No!
[50:33.79]Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit! Oh, God! Oh, shit!
[50:42.27]It's a bad dream.
[50:45.90]Are you username LadiesMan217?
[50:47.77]I don't know what you're talking about!
[50:49.04]Are you username LadiesMan217?
[50:52.74]Where is eBay item 21153?
[50:55.28]Where are the glasses?
[51:16.70]What is your problem, Sam?
[51:18.57]Okay, there's a monster right there! It just attacked me!
[51:20.67]Here he comes! All right, get up. Get up and run! You have to run! Okay.
[51:32.78]Sam, what is that thing?
[51:33.92]- You have to get in the car. Get in. - I don't want to.
[51:35.39]- Get in the car. Trust me. Trust me! - Sam.
[51:37.59]Get in! Go, go, go, go, go.
[51:53.57]Go, go, go, go!
[51:59.51]Oh, God! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
[52:01.41]No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die.
[52:03.08]- Oh, my God! - Trust me. He's a kick-ass driver!
[52:06.02]Oh, my God! No!
[52:07.52]We're gonna die!
[52:14.86]Oh, my God!
[52:33.65]We're locked in.
[52:37.28]The car won't start. At least we ditched the monster, right?
[52:49.33]Time to start.
[53:55.13]He's got me! Oh, God!
[54:02.97]He's going to kill me!
[54:07.97]No. No, no, no!
[54:40.07]Kill it! Kill it!
[54:41.21]Get it, get it, get it, get it!
[54:49.61]Not so tough without a head, are you?
[54:57.56]Here, come on.
[55:13.84]What is it?
[55:16.71]It's a robot.
[55:19.54]But like a...
[55:20.98]Like a different... You know, like a super-advanced robot.
[55:25.85]It's probably Japanese.
[55:27.39]Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.
[55:31.39]What are you doing?
[55:33.73]I don't think it wants to hurt us. It would have done that already.
[55:37.00]Really? Well, do you speak robot?
[55:39.40]Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match.
[55:44.17]- I think it wants something from me. - What?
[55:47.44]Well, 'cause the other one was talking about my eBay page.
[55:50.81]You are the strangest boy I have ever met.
[55:54.08]- Can you talk? - XM Satellite Radio...
[55:56.35]Digital cable brings you... ...Columbia Broadcasting System...
[56:00.02]So you... You talk through the radio?
[56:01.89]Thank you, you're beautiful. You're wonderful, you're wonderful.
[56:04.89]So, what was that last night? What was that?
[56:06.99]Message from Starfleet, Captain...
[56:08.56]Throughout the inanimate vastness of space...
[56:10.73]Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!
[56:12.80]Visitors from heaven? What...
[56:15.03]What are you, like, an alien or something?
[56:22.97]Any more questions you want to ask?
[56:26.14]He wants us to get in the car.
[56:29.35]And go where?
[56:31.82]Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life,
[56:33.72]don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?
[57:06.25]This car's a pretty good driver.
[57:11.92]Why don't you go sit in that seat, there?
[57:14.03]I'm not going to sit in that seat. He's driving.
[57:21.80]- Well, maybe you should sit in my lap. - Why?
[57:25.94]Well, I have the only seat belt here. You know, safety first.
[57:31.78]- Yeah, all right. - Right?
[57:33.28]- Yeah. - Okay.
[57:37.32]There, see? That's better.
[57:39.62]- Okay. - Okay.
[57:44.72]You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.
[57:51.20]You know what I don't understand?
[57:53.43]Why, if he's supposed to be, like, this super-advanced robot,
[57:56.60]does he transform back into this piece-of-crap Camaro?
[58:02.04]Oh, see? No. Get... No, that doesn't work. See?
[58:04.91]Move it, you moron!
[58:06.08]Great, now... See?
[58:10.75]Now you pissed him off.
[58:12.92]That car is sensitive.
[58:14.49]I mean, $4000 just drove off.
[59:34.70]This is you...
[59:41.21]Oh, my God!
[59:50.35]Come on, let's go.
[59:56.96]This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Explosions everywhere!
[60:00.26]This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon. I swear to God!
[60:03.86]Fire, fire, fire, fire!
[60:21.78]Oh, dude, I hope this g, uy's got asteroid insurance,
[60:24.02]'cause he is so boned!
[60:29.19]What is that?
[60:31.06]There's something in the tree, dude.
[60:32.76]No, there's something in the thing by the tree!
[60:34.99]Could you guys just give me a space rock?
[61:11.73]Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
[61:15.50]Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing out here by yourself?
[61:18.94]Holy God! What happened to the pool?
[62:53.97]Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky?
[62:59.34]They know your name.
[63:00.81]They know your name.
[63:03.11]My name is Optimus Prime.
[63:05.64]We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.
[63:09.81]- But you can call us Autobots for short. - Autobots.
[63:13.38]- What's cracking, little bitches? - My first lieutenant. Designation, Jazz.
[63:18.76]This looks like a cool place to kick it.
[63:22.86]What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?
[63:24.83]We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web.
[63:29.93]My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
[63:33.30]- You feeling lucky, punk? - Easy, Ironhide.
[63:36.97]Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
[63:41.45]Our medical officer, Ratchet.
[63:43.71]The boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female.
[63:50.25]You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.
[63:55.59]Check on the rep Yep, second to none
[63:57.40]So you're my guardian, huh?
[63:59.86]His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them.
[64:09.91]Why are you here?
[64:11.38]We are here looking for the All Spark. And we must find it before Megatron.
[64:27.96]Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just,
[64:34.63]until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons.
[64:40.57]All who defied them were destroyed.
[64:43.94]Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars.
[64:51.02]Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
[64:59.99]It was an accident that intertwined our fates.
[65:11.50]I think the dogs have found something.
[65:15.14]The ice is cracking!
[65:26.28]Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!
[65:30.05]I'm all right, lads!
[65:33.22]Can we throw you a rope, Captain?
[65:43.23]Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube.
[65:51.91]Men! We've made a discovery!
[65:55.48]He accidentally activated his navigation system.
[66:13.46]The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses.
[66:19.40]How'd you know about his glasses?
[66:21.54]- EBay. - EBay.
[66:23.87]If the Decepticons find the All Spark,
[66:27.18]they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army.
[66:33.08]And the human race will be extinguished.
[66:36.59]Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.
[66:45.26]Please tell me that you have those glasses.
[66:52.17]It's like a self-regenerating molecular armor.
[66:55.71]Look at the scorch mark where the sabot round hit.
[66:57.81]Melted right through.
[66:59.18]Hey, aren't sabots hot-Ioaded for, like, a 6,000-degree magnesium burn?
[67:02.51]Close to it. It melts tank armor.
[67:04.82]So this metal skin must react to extreme heat.
[67:07.39]- Heads up! - Oh!
[67:10.15]I thought you said that thing was dead, man!
[67:13.22]Strap it down! Strap it! This thing is wicked.
[67:17.06]All right, get on the horn with Northern Command.
[67:18.50]Tell them that our effective weapon is high-heat sabot rounds.
[67:20.87]Recommend we load them on all the gunships. Go.
[67:27.57]You want that piece?
[67:29.37]Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you how it's gonna happen.
[67:32.77]They gonna come through that door and be good cop, bad cop.
[67:34.94]Don't fall for that, all right? That's why I ate their food.
[67:38.38]See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt.
[67:41.05]If you don't touch it, you're guilty.
[67:43.62]I ate the whole plate. The whole plate. Okay?
[67:47.55]It's me and you.
[67:48.82]They walk through that door, you don't say nothing.
[68:05.71]She did it! She did it! She's the one you want! All right?
[68:08.84]I was just sitting at home watching cartoons,
[68:10.58]playing video games with my cousin, and she came in there.
[68:12.68]- And then... - Glen, you freak.
[68:13.75]Hey! I am not going to jail for you or anybody else!
[68:16.08]I have done nothing bad my entire life! Hey, man, I'm still a virgin.
[68:20.89]Okay, so what?
[68:21.96]I've downloaded a couple of thousand songs off the Internet.
[68:24.16]Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
[68:25.96]- I promise! - Glen, shut up!
[68:27.03]No, you shut up! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me, criminal!
[68:33.17]- Oh, sugar rush. - This is... This is not his fault.
[68:35.37]See? So can I go home now?
[68:37.07]- Oh, okay. I won't. - But just listen to me.
[68:39.41]Okay, whoever hacked into your military system downloaded a file, all right?
[68:43.21]It was something about someone named Witwicky
[68:45.65]and some government group, right? Named Sector Seven.
[68:49.35]You have to let me talk to Defense Secretary Keller
[68:51.18]before you go to war with the wrong country!
[68:53.59]Whatever fell out of the sky ended up right behind...
[68:56.52]- What did he say? - What?
[68:58.23]- Did he hear it, too? - Yeah, Jack heard it, too. Yeah.
[68:59.79]- What does he think it is? - He thinks it's a military experiment.
[69:02.46]- What a knucklehead. - Yeah, well, I think it's a plane.
[69:09.24]Still no official word as to what happened. You can see...
[69:11.17]- Yeah! - Call Sam.
[69:12.47]- Yeah. Why? - He should be home in 15 minutes.
[69:14.14]Well, I'll call him in 15 minutes.
[69:15.54]If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late and you'll have to ground him.
[69:18.18]Well, I can't ground him if he's not late, can I?
[69:25.09]I need you to stay here, all right?
[69:26.62]You got to stay here and you're gonna watch them.
[69:27.89]- Okay, okay. - All of them.
[69:28.96]- Do you hear what I'm saying? - Yeah, okay, okay.
[69:30.06]Five minutes, all right?
[69:31.73]- Thanks for staying on my path. - Oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey!
[69:34.79]The... Oh, the path. I'm sorry. I forgot about the path.
[69:36.86]I'm gonna sweep the whole thing right now. How about that?
[69:38.60]- You know, I buy half your car... - Yeah.
[69:41.00]...then I bail you out of jail and then I just decided to do all your chores.
[69:44.77]- The chores. - Yeah. Life is great, huh?
[69:46.44]Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is.
[69:49.41]It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad. I'm gonna do the trash cans now.
[69:52.08]No, no, I don't want you to strain yourself.
[69:53.28]No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad.
[69:54.85]- I'll do it. - It would hurt my feelings if you do it.
[69:56.42]- You sure? I don't mind, I don't... - I promise...
[69:57.88]No, no, no, I'm gonna do it.
[69:59.22]I'm gonna do the trash cans and I'm gonna scrape the grill
[70:01.22]and I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up the whole house right now.
[70:05.19]- Tonight, right now? - Right now.
[70:10.60]I love you. God, I love you
[70:13.17]just so much right now.
[70:15.00]You know, Mom wanted me to ground you.
[70:16.54]- You're three minutes late. - Right?
[70:18.17]Oh, well, just another thing you did for me, Dad,
[70:20.11]because you're such a swell guy.
[70:21.58]One more thing, huh?
[70:22.81]All right, I love you! Sleep good, handsome man!
[70:26.91]What are you doing? What are you doing?
[70:28.21]No, watch the path! Watch the path! Watch the... Please, please, please.
[70:31.59]No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no!
[70:34.55]- Sorry. My bad. - Oh, I... You couldn't...
[70:37.09]You couldn't wait for five... You couldn't wait for five minutes?
[70:39.16]I told you to just stay! Just stay! God!
[70:45.27]- I told you to watch them. I told you. - Okay, you know what?
[70:47.37]- They seem to be in a little bit of a rush. - Oh, this is bad. No!
[70:52.67]Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God!
[70:55.64]- Oh, wet. - No, no, no, no, no! Easy! Easy!
[70:58.28]Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo. This is Mojo. He's a pet of mine.
[71:01.15]He's a pet. Okay? That's all. If you could just put the guns away...
[71:04.05]- Put the... Put them away. Please. - You have a rodent infestation.
[71:07.12]- A what? - Shall I terminate?
[71:08.42]No, no, no, no. He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua.
[71:10.69]This is my... This is my Chihuahua. We love Chihuahuas! Don't we?
[71:13.99]He's leaked lubricants all over my foot.
[71:18.20]- He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo! - Bad Mojo!
[71:22.47]I'm sorry. He's got a male dominance thing.
[71:24.07]That's all it is.
[71:25.74]- My foot's gonna rust. - All right.
[71:32.15]- Shut up and go hide! - Just hurry.
[71:41.49]I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen.
[71:44.19]Got some ice on his nose.
[71:46.06]I had to slap him around a little bit.
[71:48.60]You did not.
[71:51.23]- You didn't even ground him. - Almost, almost.
[71:54.10]Where are they? No, no, no, no, no.
[71:58.74]Come on, come on.
[72:05.18]- What? What is this? - Time is short.
[72:08.38]- They really want those glasses. - Come on. What are you doing?
[72:11.08]- I'm gonna help you. - Okay.
[72:12.85]- Please hurry. - Okay.
[72:16.22]- Yeah, no, no. It's definitely gone. - What do you mean?
[72:18.32]My glasses were in the bag.
[72:19.46]They were in the backpack and now the backpack isn't here.
[72:21.39]Well, they're gonna be pissed, so what do you wanna do?
[72:23.06]So what I think you should do is you should...
[72:24.23]You should check this whole... This whole section here.
[72:26.53]Just give it a clean sweep, and I'll get the corner here.
[72:29.57]Yeah, no, no, no. Not there. That's my... That's my private...
[72:32.11]- Sorry. That's nothing. - You just...
[72:33.64]- You just told me to look... - I know,
[72:34.71]but I didn't mean to look inside of my treasure chest.
[72:36.18]You should be way more specific so I don't get in trouble in your room.
[72:38.98]I'm already stressed out enough.
[72:41.01]Okay. What now?
[72:44.92]No. No, no. No, no, no.
[72:48.46]This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding. This is my backyard, not a truck stop.
[72:52.53]Oh, God. Oh!
[72:53.63]Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed right here and now it's gone.
[72:57.86]My moped's under there, man! Who's gonna pay for that?
[73:01.63]Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
[73:03.47]- He's back here. - I can't deal with this. I can't...
[73:06.51]What? Oh, no, no, no.
[73:08.21]- This is my mother's flower... - Oops.
[73:09.38]Okay, listen. You got to listen to me.
[73:10.71]If my parents come out here and see you, they're gonna freak out.
[73:12.81]My mother's got a temper, okay?
[73:14.38]We must have the glasses.
[73:16.05]I know you need the glasses. I've been looking everywhere.
[73:17.72]They're not here. They're definitely not here.
[73:21.25]I need you to be quiet for five minutes.
[73:23.02]Ten minutes. Okay?
[73:24.36]Please, I'm begging you. You got to... You're making a racket.
[73:26.23]I can't concentrate. You want me to look and I'm hearing...
[73:28.33]Calm down, calm down.
[73:29.46]You got to do something here. You got to do something here.
[73:31.26]- Autobots, fall back. - Thank you. Please, for five minutes.
[73:34.03]Good? Good? Okay.
[73:36.00]- Move! - Get away!
[73:37.27]What's the matter with you? Can't you be quiet?
[73:39.07]He wants us to be quiet.
[73:44.81]Earthquake! Move, move, move, move, move! Earthquake!
[73:48.72]Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover right now!
[73:49.42]Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover right now!
[73:52.69]How did you get over there so fast?
[73:55.59]Wow! That was tingly!
[73:57.99]- You got to try that! - Yeah, that looks fun.
[74:05.73]- Sam? - Sammy?
[74:10.14]- What the hell is that? - I don't know.
[00:00.39]- Sam? - That's weird.
[00:02.26]- Sam! - Ratchet, point the light.
[00:04.06]- Come on, hurry. - Listen, we got a major issue in here.
[00:06.73]What's with the light? You gotta stop the light.
[00:07.90]What's going on? Turn it off. You gotta tell him to shut it off.
[00:09.90]- Shut it off. - Sam, are you in there?
[00:11.17]How come the door's locked?
[00:12.34]You know the rules. No doors locked in my house!
[00:16.07]You know he'll start counting
[00:17.38]- if you don't open the door! - One more chance. Five...
[00:19.98]- Four. It's coming off the hinges, pal. - He's counting!
[00:21.85]- Sam, just open the door. - Three.
[00:23.31]- Oh, my. - Two.
[00:24.38]- He's counting. - Stand back.
[00:26.95]- What's up? What's with the bat? - Who were you talking to?
[00:30.72]- I'm talking to you. - Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
[00:33.82]I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager.
[00:35.53]We heard voices and noises and we thought maybe you were...
[00:37.86]It doesn't matter what we thought. What was that light?
[00:39.83]No, what light? What? There's no light, Dad! There's no light!
[00:41.73]You got two lights in your hand! That's what it is.
[00:43.33]- Maybe it bounced... - There was light under the door.
[00:44.70]Look, you can't... You can't just bounce into my room like that.
[00:46.84]You got to knock. You got to communicate.
[00:48.34]- We knocked for five minutes. - I'm a teenager.
[00:49.44]- We knocked. - You didn't knock.
[00:50.91]- You were screaming at me, okay? - No.
[00:52.48]This is repression, what you're doing here.
[00:54.01]- You're ruining my youth, okay? - Oh, for Pete's sakes!
[00:56.48]You are so defensive! Were you masturbating?
[01:02.82]- Judy. - Was I...
[01:03.99]- No, Mom. - Zip it, okay?
[01:05.06]- It's okay. - No, I don't masturbate!
[01:06.49]That's not something for you to bring up.
[01:07.63]- That's a father-and-son thing, okay? - Father-son thing.
[01:09.26]I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable.
[01:12.20]You can call it Sam's happy time or...
[01:15.93]- Happy time? ...my special alone time...
[01:18.04]- Stop. - Mom.
[01:19.10]- Judy, stop. ...with myself.
[01:20.20]- Mom, you can't come in and... - I'm sorry.
[01:21.34]It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.
[01:23.74]- No, no, Dad. - Yeah, well, we saw a light.
[01:28.55]I don't know where it was, but we saw it.
[01:32.48]Earthquake! It's another one! Another earthquake! Get in the doorway!
[01:36.15]- Okay! - Aftershock! Aftershock!
[01:38.42]- Okay! - Aftershock! Aftershock!
[01:38.89]Oh, I hate these.
[01:39.99]- Got to ride it out. Ride it out! - Quick, hide.
[01:41.36]- Hey, the lights are back on. - Hide? What?
[01:42.49]- Where? - Come on, get out of that tub.
[01:44.13]Can't you take safety seriously?
[01:45.56]- Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam. - Oh, oh, man! Man. Oh.
[01:48.93]Oh, no! Look at the yard. The yard is destroyed.
[01:56.94]Judy? Better call the city. We got a blown transformer!
[02:00.54]Power pole's sparking all over the place!
[02:03.15]Oh, man. Yard's a waste.
[02:07.49]- It's a wash. The whole yard. - You're kidding.
[02:09.05]The parents are very irritating.
[02:11.19]- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Can I take them out?
[02:12.99]Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans.
[02:15.83]What is with you?
[02:17.13]Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.
[02:20.56]We heard you talking to somebody, Sam.
[02:22.33]- We wanna know who. - Mom, I told...
[02:24.84]Hi. I'm Mikaela.
[02:27.41]I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
[02:31.14]Gosh, you're gorgeous. Isn't that the prettiest girl?
[02:33.98]- She can hear you talking, Mom. - Thank you.
[02:36.95]Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to hear our little family discussion about...
[02:40.12]- Sorry that we're bugging you. - Do you have my backpack?
[02:41.72]- Come on, hon. Let's go. - Oh, it's in the kitchen.
[03:00.24]Oh, yes. Okay. Okay.
[03:03.67]- Yeah. - Your mom's so nice.
[03:05.78]I want you to distract my parents
[03:06.84]while I slip out and get these glasses to them, okay?
[03:15.09]- Ronald Wickity? - It's Witwicky. Who are you?
[03:17.76]We're the government. Sector Seven.
[03:19.89]- Never heard of it. - Never will.
[03:22.13]Your son's the great-grandson of Captain Archibald Wickity, is he not?
[03:26.00]May I enter the premises, sir?
[03:29.33]Ron, there's guys all over the front yard.
[03:32.37]What the heck is going on here?
[03:33.44]Your son filed a stolen car report last night.
[03:35.67]We think it's involved in a national security matter.
[03:38.04]- They're ripping up my rose bushes! - National security?
[03:39.58]That's right. National security.
[03:40.75]My God, Ron, they're everywhere.
[03:42.45]There's guys in suits all around the house! Look at this!
[03:44.92]Could you stay off the grass?
[03:46.82]Get me a sample and some isotope readings.
[03:48.35]They're pulling bushes out of the ground!
[03:50.09]Good Lord! They've got to get their hands off my bush!
[03:53.42]- Drop the bat, ma'am. - Hey, hey, hey, that's my...
[03:54.99]I'm carrying a loaded weapon.
[03:56.43]But you'd better get those guys out of my garden
[03:57.86]or I am gonna beat the crap out of them!
[04:00.13]Are you experiencing any flu-like symptoms? Aching joints? Fever?
[04:03.27]- No! - What is this?
[04:05.44]How you doing, son? Is your name Sam?
[04:08.27]- Yeah. - Well, I need you to come with us.
[04:09.84]Whoa, way out of line.
[04:11.18]Sir, I am asking politely. Back off.
[04:15.31]- You're not taking my son. - Really?
[04:17.31]You gonna try to get rough with us?
[04:18.48]No, but I'm gonna call the cops
[04:19.78]because there's something fishy going on around here.
[04:22.09]Yeah. There's something a little fishy about you, your son,
[04:24.89]your little Taco Bell dog and this whole operation you got going on here.
[04:28.96]- What operation? - That is what we are gonna find out.
[04:31.30]I think direct contact.
[04:39.30]- Son? - Yeah.
[04:41.94]- Step forward, please. - Just stand?
[04:53.68]Bingo! Tag them and bag them!
[04:55.89]If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
[04:57.89]Get me a sample on that vegetation ASAP!
[04:59.69]Sam! Do not say anything, Sam!
[05:01.33]- Yeah. - Not a word until we get a lawyer!
[05:13.64]That is your eBay username, right?
[05:17.17]Yeah, but, you know, it was a typo and I ran with it.
[05:19.61]What do you make of this?
[05:20.68]My name is Sam Witwicky, okay? And my...
[05:23.35]Is that you?
[05:24.58]Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan.
[05:26.88]Last night at the station, you told the officer your car transformed.
[05:33.06]- Enlighten me. - Well, here's what I said, okay?
[05:35.49]'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen...
[05:40.06]- Really? ...from me, from my home,
[05:42.30]but it's fine now because it's back! It came back!
[05:45.37]- Well, not by itself. - Well, no.
[05:47.20]Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy.
[05:53.78]That's funny. That is so funny.
[05:55.48]So what do you kids know about aliens, huh?
[05:59.15]Oh, you mean, like a Martian? Like what, E. T.? No.
[06:02.02]- It's an urban legend. - Yeah.
[06:03.62]You see this?
[06:04.86]This is an l-can-do-whatever-l-want and-get-away-with-it badge.
[06:07.56]- Right. - I'm gonna lock you up forever.
[06:10.43]Oh, God. You know what? Don't listen to him.
[06:11.76]He's just pissy 'cause he's got to get back to guarding the mall.
[06:14.27]You, in the training bra, do not test me.
[06:17.43]Especially with your daddy's parole coming up.
[06:21.14]- It's nothing. - Oh, grand theft auto, that ain't nothing?
[06:24.58]You know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix?
[06:26.68]Well, they... They weren't always his.
[06:28.51]You stole cars?
[06:29.71]Well, we couldn't always afford a babysitter,
[06:31.52]so sometimes he had to take me along.
[06:33.42]She's got her own juvie record to prove it!
[06:35.82]She's a criminal. Criminals are hot.
[06:39.59]That'd be a real shame if he had to rot in jail the rest of his natural life.
[06:44.33]It is time to talk!
[06:53.37]Big! It's big!
[06:59.54]Go, go, go, go!
[07:01.95]- I can't see it! I can't see it! - Shift your weight towards the front!
[07:04.68]All right! All right!
[07:20.70]You A-holes are in trouble now.
[07:23.10]Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime.
[07:31.88]Taking the children was a bad move.
[07:35.75]Autobots, relieve them of their weapons.
[07:45.12]- Whoa! Whoa! - Give me those!
[08:02.61]You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?
[08:08.05]Look, there are S-Seven protocols, okay?
[08:13.58]I'm not authorized to communicate with you
[08:14.99]except to tell you I can't communicate with you.
[08:17.32]- Get out of the car. - All right.
[08:20.56]- Me? You want me to get... - Now!
[08:21.79]All right, all right. Get out. Hey.
[08:23.39]All right, I'm... I'm getting out. I'm getting out. You see?
[08:26.86]Very nifty how you put us down without really killing us.
[08:30.47]You're good with handcuffs, too, now, huh?
[08:32.10]How you doing?
[08:33.20]- You weren't supposed to hear all that. - How's it going, huh?
[08:35.04]- Yeah. - This is real.
[08:37.31]Now, listen. If I choose to engage with him, mum is the word, all right?
[08:40.58]Sam, I have a record because I wouldn't turn my dad in.
[08:44.95]When have you had to sacrifice anything in your perfect little life?
[08:50.69]Big guys. Big guys with big guns, huh?
[08:52.46]What is Sector Seven? Answer me.
[08:55.43]I'm the one who asks questions around here. Not you, young man!
[08:58.03]- How'd you know about the aliens? - Where did you take my parents?
[09:00.36]- I am not at liberty to discuss it. - No?
[09:02.47]Hey. You touch me, that's a federal offense.
[09:04.44]Do-whatever-you-want and-get-away-with-it badge, right?
[09:06.27]Yeah. Brave now all of a sudden, with his big alien friend standing over there.
[09:09.21]- Where is Sector Seven? - Wouldn't you like to know?
[09:18.75]Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man.
[09:21.79]Get that thing to stop, huh?
[09:25.19]- All right, tough guy, take it off. - What are you talking about?
[09:28.59]- Your clothes, all of it, off. - For what?
[09:32.53]For threatening my dad.
[09:37.43]Little lady, this is the beginning of the end of your life.
[09:45.11]You're a criminal.
[09:47.44]Let's face facts. It's in your gene pool.
[09:51.72]Those are nice. Now get behind the pole.
[09:55.75]This is such a felony, what you're doing.
[09:59.89]- I will hunt you down, okay? - He'll hunt you down.
[10:01.93]- Without any remorse! - No remorse.
[10:04.19]- Enjoy. - Okay?
[10:05.56]- We have got to alert everyone. - They already know. Speaker.
[10:34.32]Okay, I'm picking up rad readings under that bridge right down there.
[10:40.53]Okay, I'm getting really good rad readings. Forty-two and higher.
[10:44.03]Up you get.
[10:50.07]Okay, we're dropping in.
[10:56.08]Really strong readings right down below us. There he is.
[10:58.78]Ship one and two, come on in.
[11:02.02]That's it, right there. Mark him, mark him.
[11:04.76]Okay, there he is. 11:30. 11:30. Right off the nose.
[11:08.56]I got it. 12:00.
[11:14.20]Okay, I'm tracking him. I've got him.
[11:18.60]Got him going down the street.
[11:24.41]Okay. Where'd he go, guys? I lost him. Got no IR signature. Where'd he go?
[11:29.31]Okay, I lost him. I lost him.
[11:32.05]Okay, we're coming around.
[11:56.74]Easy, you two.
[12:07.65]No! No! No, Sam! Sam, don't drop me!
[12:11.56]Sam, don't! Sam, don't! I'm slipping! I'm slipping!
[12:15.79]- Hold on! - No!
[12:28.41]All right, we've got him pinned. We've got him pinned in the river.
[12:31.64]I'm in for the shot.
[12:40.82]- Take the shot, get him. - Take the shot.
[13:05.88]Get down on the ground! Get down! Get down!
[13:13.52]Look, he's not fighting back!
[13:16.29]Freeze it! Freeze it! Freeze it!
[13:24.86]Stop hurting him!
[13:35.84]Don't let him move!
[13:38.28]I got him here!
[14:08.11]Happy to see me again?
[14:11.41]Put him in a car with his little criminal friend.
[14:20.02]I want that thing frozen and ready for transport!
[14:31.26]Hang back. Let me check it out.
[14:40.10]are we just gonna stand here and do nothing?
[14:42.67]There's no way to free Bumblebee without harming the humans.
[14:46.48]- But it's not right. He... - Let them leave.
[15:01.29]The Chinese and the Russians are nearing our area of operations
[15:03.76]in the western Pacific.
[15:05.00]We feel like this could get out of hand real fast.
[15:07.30]But the next couple of hours may just define his presidency.
[15:14.40]US and Chinese task forces approaching 100 nautical miles
[15:17.37]of cruise missile range.
[15:18.81]Tell the strike group commander that he's not to engage unless fired on first.
[15:22.45]- Yes, sir! - Mr. Secretary?
[15:26.82]Tom Banachek. I'm with Sector Seven, Advanced Research Division.
[15:31.99]Never heard of it. I'm a little busy, Tom. I think you can see that.
[15:38.33]- What's going on here? - I don't know.
[15:44.47]Sit rep! Talk to me!
[15:47.24]- The whole room's gone down, sir. - I can see that!
[15:49.74]The virus was coded to shut us down.
[15:51.51]- General? - I'll take a seat.
[15:54.98]What do you mean, "shut us down"?
[15:56.05]They used our network to spread out to the whole world.
[15:59.15]The blackout's global.
[16:00.35]We have no communications, satellite and land lines are dead.
[16:03.29]You mean to tell me that I cannot pick up this telephone and call my family?
[16:13.76]Mr. Secretary? I'm here under direct order from the President.
[16:20.07]You really need to see what I have in the case.
[16:25.51]You'll have to accept that there are certain things
[16:27.18]you won't understand right away.
[16:29.38]Sector Seven is a special-access division of the government
[16:32.82]convened in secret under President Hoover 80 years ago.
[16:37.09]You may remember NASA JPL lost the Beagle 2 Mars Rover.
[16:42.29]We told them to report the mission a complete failure. It wasn't.
[16:47.03]Beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds.
[16:50.03]This was classified above top secret.
[17:07.55]EDA ended at 170 hours, 48 minutes.
[17:10.29]More than just a pile of Martian rocks.
[17:14.19]This is the image from Mars.
[17:17.13]Here's the image your Special Ops team was able to retrieve
[17:20.00]from the base attack.
[17:22.53]We believe they are of the same exoskeletal type,
[17:26.50]and obviously not Russian or North Korean.
[17:29.67]Are we talking about an invasion?
[17:32.44]We intercepted the message from your Special Ops team.
[17:35.65]These things can be hurt by our weapons and now they know it.
[17:39.08]That's why the virus shut us down,
[17:40.92]so we can't coordinate against their next attack,
[17:44.32]which I would bet my ridiculous government salary is coming soon.
[17:52.70]Get word to our fleet commanders over the National Guard frequency.
[17:55.13]It's a shortwave radio channel. It might be still working.
[17:58.64]Tell them to turn their ships around and come home. ASAP!
[18:02.07]And inform all commands to prepare for imminent attack.
[18:15.25]Captain Lennox, we need you and your team to come with us right now!
[18:24.63]She's in here.
[18:26.50]What's going on?
[18:28.70]You're coming with me.
[18:30.97]- You're going to be my advisor. - Me, too?
[18:36.77]- He's my advisor. - He comes, too.
[18:51.15]- So... - What'd they get you for?
[18:54.72]I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
[19:18.65]Make a hole! Watch your back!
[19:31.36]Please, let this work.
[19:35.50]Fire it up, Optimus.
[19:39.97]The code on these glasses indicates the All Spark is 230 miles from here.
[19:47.18]I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.
[19:52.15]They must know it's here, as well.
[19:54.02]What about Bumblebee?
[19:55.45]We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment!
[19:59.62]He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission.
[20:03.73]Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want.
[20:08.06]Why are we fighting to save the humans?
[20:12.40]They're a primitive and violent race.
[20:18.11]Were we so different?
[20:21.01]They're a young species. They have much to learn.
[20:25.48]But I've seen goodness in them.
[20:28.38]Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
[20:32.66]You all know there's only one way to end this war.
[20:36.99]We must destroy the Cube.
[20:40.50]If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
[20:46.60]The Cube is raw power. It could destroy you both.
[20:50.51]A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet.
[20:55.08]We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes.
[20:59.85]It's been an honor serving with you all.
[21:02.65]- Autobots, roll out! - We rolling!
[21:18.50]Team attention! Present arms!
[21:22.34]At ease. Captain, Sergeant. Got your intel. Excellent work.
[21:26.68]Thank you, sir. What about the gunships?
[21:28.48]They're being retrofitted with sabot rounds now.
[21:30.71]If they hit us again, we'll be ready for them.
[21:32.08]But it won't do us much good if we can't get world communications back up.
[21:38.99]I think we got off to a bad start, huh?
[21:42.19]You must be hungry?
[21:43.39]You want a latte? HoHo? Double venti macchiato?
[21:45.50]Where's my car?
[21:47.23]Son, I need you to listen to me very carefully.
[21:51.30]People can die here.
[21:53.37]We need to know everything you know. We need to know it now.
[21:57.47]But first, I'll take my car, my parents. Maybe you should write that down.
[22:01.31]Oh, and her juvie record. That's got to be gone. Like, forever.
[22:07.65]Come with me. We'll talk about your car.
[22:13.49]The man's an extortionist.
[22:16.96]All right, here's the situation.
[22:18.39]You've all had direct contact with the NBEs.
[22:22.10]Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. Try and keep up with the acronyms.
[22:25.80]What you're about to see is totally classified.
[22:38.62]Dear God. What is this?
[22:39.18]Dear God. What is this?
[22:42.02]We think when he made his approach over the north pole,
[22:45.39]our gravitational field screwed up his telemetry.
[22:48.93]He crashed in the ice, probably a few thousand years ago.
[22:53.03]We shipped him here to this facility in 1934.
[22:56.40]We call him NBE One.
[22:58.90]Well, sir, I don't mean to correct you on everything you think you know,
[23:01.37]but, I mean, that's Megatron.
[23:05.04]He's the leader of the Decepticons.
[23:06.98]He's been in cryostasis since 1935.
[23:10.41]Your great-great-grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries
[23:13.98]in the history of mankind.
[23:15.52]Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age,
[23:18.55]the microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars, all reverse-engineered by studying him.
[23:25.50]NBE One. That's what we call it.
[23:29.87]And you didn't think the United States military might need to know
[23:32.60]that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?
[23:35.07]Until these events, we had no credible threat to national security.
[23:39.18]Well, you got one now.
[23:41.98]- So why Earth? - It's the All Spark.
[23:44.48]All Spark? What is that?
[23:46.12]Well, yeah, they came here looking for some sort of cube-Iooking thing.
[23:48.79]Anyway, Mr. NBE One here, AKA Megatron, that's what they call him,
[23:53.66]who's pretty much the harbinger of death, wants to use the Cube
[23:56.19]to transform human technology to take over the universe.
[23:59.40]That's their plan.
[24:01.03]- And you're sure about that? - Yeah.
[24:05.77]You guys know where it is, don't you?
[24:14.24]You're about to see our crown jewel.
[24:25.69]Carbon dating puts the Cube here around 10,000 BC.
[24:30.16]The first Seven didn't find it until 1913.
[24:34.63]They knew it was alien because of the matching hieroglyphics on the Cube
[24:38.60]as well as NBE One.
[24:40.24]President Hoover had the dam built around it.
[24:42.91]Four football fields thick of concrete.
[24:45.38]A perfect way to hide its energy from being detected by anyone
[24:48.81]or any alien species on the outside.
[25:31.22]Wait, back up. You said the dam hides the Cube's energy.
[25:35.66]- What kind exactly? - Good question.
[25:42.73]Please step inside. They have to lock us in.
[25:53.28]What's that? Freddy Krueger done been up in here or something?
[25:55.41]Oh, no, man.
[25:56.75]Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!
[26:01.32]- Right? That's Wolverine! - That's very funny.
[26:05.79]Anybody have any mechanical devices? BlackBerry? Key alarm? Cell phone?
[26:08.93]I got a phone.
[26:13.56]Nokias are real nasty.
[26:16.27]You've got to respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
[26:21.50]Nokia's from Finland.
[26:23.74]Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange. He's a little strange.
[26:31.08]We're able to take the Cube radiation and funnel it into that box.
[26:50.33]- Mean little sucker, huh? - That thing is freaky!
[26:53.74]Kind of like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from hell, huh?
[27:08.42]He's breaking the box.
[27:28.27]Go! Go! Go!
[27:39.15]Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here.
[27:42.55]Banachek. What's going on?
[27:43.99]Well, the NBE One hangar has lost power...
[27:45.92]- What? ...and the backup generator
[27:47.09]- is just not gonna cut it. - Do you have an arms room?
[27:55.46]Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
[27:57.33]I'll bring security to the...
[27:58.83]Get everyone to the NBE One chamber now!
[28:01.47]- The lights are out! - Move it! Move it!
[28:04.64]They're popping our generators!
[28:20.42]16502. We're losing pressure.
[28:23.59]Stand by! Set!
[28:25.90]We're losing pressure!
[28:28.06]The cryogenic system is failing! We're losing NBE One!
[28:36.24]Forty millimeter sabot rounds on that table!
[28:39.04]That's good. Get all the ammo you got. Everything you can carry. Bring it.
[28:48.58]You got to take me to my car. You have to take me to my car.
[28:51.32]He's gonna know what to do with the Cube.
[28:52.46]- Your car? It's confiscated. - Then unconfiscate it.
[28:54.49]We do not know what will happen if we let it near this thing!
[28:56.33]- You don't know. - Maybe you know, but I don't know.
[28:57.69]You just wanna sit here and wait and see what happens?
[28:59.16]I have people's lives at stake here, young man.
[29:01.26]Take him to his car!
[29:07.70]Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[29:10.64]Drop your weapon, soldier.
[29:13.14]There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shoot me?
[29:14.98]You know, we didn't ask to be here.
[29:16.11]I'm ordering you under S-Seven executive jurisdiction.
[29:18.41]S-Seven don't exist.
[29:19.68]Right. And we don't take orders from people that don't exist.
[29:21.55]- I'm gonna count to five. Okay. - Well, I'm gonna count to three.
[29:27.42]- Simmons? - Yes, sir?
[29:29.16]I'd do what he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys.
[29:37.73]All right. Okay.
[29:39.80]Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
[29:50.11]Stop! You got to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
[29:52.88]No, no, stop, stop, stop! Let him go! Let him go!
[29:57.65]Are you okay?
[30:00.92]They didn't hurt you, right?
[30:11.77]Listen to me. The Cube is here and the Decepticons are coming.
[30:17.97]No, no, don't worry about them. They're okay. Right?
[30:20.18]They're not gonna hurt you.
[30:22.51]Just back up a little bit. He's friendly. He's fine.
[30:26.15]Okay, come on. Put the guns down. They're not gonna hurt you.
[30:29.52]Here, come with me. I'm gonna take you to the All Spark.
[30:53.08]Okay, here we go. He doing something. He doing something.
[31:16.70]Oh, my God.
[31:22.84]Message from Starfleet, Captain.
[31:24.34]Let's get to it.
[31:25.84]He's right. We stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hangar.
[31:28.98]Mission City is 22 miles away.
[31:30.48]We're gonna sneak that Cube out of here
[31:31.88]and we're gonna hide it somewhere in the city.
[31:34.45]But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.
[31:37.29]This place must have some kind of radio link!
[31:39.46]- Yes. Shortwave, CB. - Right, yes.
[31:41.42]Sir, you got to figure out some way to get word out to them. Let's move!
[31:44.13]In the alien archive, sir!
[31:45.66]- The alien... - There's an old Army radio console.
[31:47.76]- Will it work? - Anything's possible!
[31:49.40]- Did you see that... - All right, Sam, get it in the car!
[31:51.93]Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air.
[31:53.80]When we get to the city, we're gonna find a radio,
[31:55.54]and I'll have Epps vector them in, okay?
[31:59.24]Warning! NBE One cryo-containment failing.
[32:04.08]Check that backup system!
[32:06.05]The cryo's failing! You got to bump up the cryo! The cryo's failing!
[32:10.32]Come on! Get out of here!
[32:11.92]Heads up! Look out!
[32:14.46]Set a perimeter around the yellow vehicle!
[32:16.96]- This way, this way, this way! - Up there! Let's go!
[32:30.11]I am Megatron!
[32:51.99]- The Cube's okay? - Yeah, it's fine.
[32:53.50]Well, put the seat belt on.
[32:54.60]Pour it on him!
[33:09.51]I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
[33:11.61]Where is the Cube?
[33:14.12]The humans have taken it.
[33:19.56]You fail me yet again, Starscream. Get them!
[33:23.86]Come on, Mags!
[33:26.43]Over here, sir!
[33:30.27]Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
[33:32.43]Come to me, Maxwell, come to me. Plugged in there.
[33:36.77]- We're hot! We're live! - Where are the mikes?
[33:42.38]This doesn't work without mikes, Simmons.
[33:43.75]No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[33:45.41]Let's find them.
[33:47.05]Kid, get in the chair! Just get in the chair, all right?
[33:48.62]- Okay, I'll sit. I'll sit. - They steal everything out of this place.
[33:50.89]How do we get the signal out? How do we call the Air Force?
[33:54.06]- Glen? - Huh?
[33:55.46]Can you hotwire this computer to transmit a tone through the radio?
[33:59.06]What good is that?
[34:00.16]Morse code! You can use this to transmit it through that!
[34:02.67]Okay, I'll do it! Turn it around. Okay, let's see.
[34:06.34]Simmons, I need a screwdriver!
[34:42.74]What the hell was that?
[34:47.71]Barricade the door!
[34:52.15]- Get something. - Watch out!
[34:54.62]Six, five, four, six, three.
[35:01.39]Here! Put some rounds in!
[35:08.96]I got it! We're transmitting!
[35:11.07]Send exactly what I say!
[35:12.30]Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Burn, you little sucker! Burn!
[35:16.54]"This is Defense Secretary Keller. Get me NORTHCOM commander."
[35:20.68]- Whoa! - Whoa!
[35:23.91]What was that?
[35:25.05]Authenticate emergency action. Blackbird 1195...
[35:30.05]Sir, I have an authenticated air strike order from Sec Def.
[35:56.98]- No, no, no, no, no. - What?
[35:59.05]It's the same cop! Block them, block them, block them.
[36:23.71]Oh, my God.
[37:20.50]This is so not good.
[37:40.98]He's behind the pillar!
[37:48.72]- Shoot that mother... - Maggie, cover fire!
[37:54.96]It's the Air Force! They're responding!
[38:10.58]Yes! They're sending F-22s to the city!
[38:13.82]Raptors, let's scramble, scramble, scramble.
[38:17.05]Strike and Dark Star roll call.
[38:21.66]Looking out the right side.
[38:24.03]Push to Kill Box One Alpha...
[38:33.77]- Come on, let's go! Mount up! - Move out! Move out! Go! Go!
[38:37.44]Here, I got shortwave radios.
[38:40.18]Wait. What am I supposed to do with these?
[38:42.48]Well, use them! It's all we got!
[38:45.18]This is like RadioShack dinosaur radios or something, man.
[38:48.28]I'm only gonna get 20 or 30 miles out of these things.
[38:51.32]Are there any aircraft orbiting the city?
[38:54.62]F-22 at 12:00.
[38:56.33]All right, I want planes for air cover and get Black Hawks on station
[38:59.13]to extract that Cube. You got it?
[39:03.50]Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke!
[39:06.20]Raptor, Raptor, do you copy?
[39:09.10]We have you visual.
[39:11.94]Green smoke is the mark.
[39:13.38]Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
[39:23.92]Please tell me you copy.
[39:25.92]Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee!
[39:32.03]No, no, no, no, no! Move!
[39:34.10]- Back up! Back up! - Retreat! Fall back!
[40:03.69]Anybody hurt? Everyone okay?
[40:05.59]Clear the area!
[40:12.87]Oh, my God.
[40:15.27]Bumblebee? No. Your legs!
[40:21.48]Here. Here, back, back, back, back! You all right?
[40:26.65]Please get up. Bumblebee? Get up!
[40:33.72]- What the hell was that? - What are you talking about?
[40:35.29]What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
[40:37.33]F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings.
[40:39.80]That's alien. That ain't friendly!
[40:42.06]You got to get up. You're okay. You're okay.
[40:47.27]Army Black Hawk inbound to your location. Over.
[40:51.17]Alpha 273 degrees, , 10 miles.
[40:53.41]November Victor, 1.2 clicks north.
[41:13.96]Move out! Let's go!
[41:21.84]Let's go! Move!
[41:30.15]I'm not gonna leave you.
[42:10.92]Come on, Decepticon punk!
[42:19.26]Oh, my God!
[42:33.34]Concentrate your fire!
[42:46.19]Come on. Come on.
[42:56.36]It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!
[43:11.91]Get our guys out of the way! Get out of here! Go!
[43:14.22]Get them out of the buggy! Move out!
[43:16.35]We need air cover down here now!
[43:24.63]Sam, help me with this.
[43:30.20]- That all you got, Megatron? - Come here, little cretin.
[43:34.64]You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
[43:36.84]No! I want two!
[43:40.71]What's going on?
[43:43.91]Sir! That tank thing's getting back up.
[43:47.42]Oh, these things just don't die.
[43:53.26]Oh, we're so dead.
[43:54.86]- Wrap it around the head. - Sam!
[43:57.49]Where's the Cube?
[43:58.59]- Right there. - Okay.
[43:59.66]And take that and wrap it around
[44:00.76]the base and then put it around his neck.
[44:01.83]- Okay? - Epps, get those Black Hawks here!
[44:11.17]- Okay. - What?
[44:13.07]All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.
[44:16.14]Okay, there's a tall, white building with statues on top.
[44:18.51]- Go to the roof. Set the flare. - No.
[44:20.82]- Signal the chopper and set the flare. - No, no. I can't do this!
[44:22.85]Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube.
[44:27.36]Get it into military hands while we hold them off,
[44:29.69]or a lot of people are gonna die.
[44:31.89]- You got to go. You got to go. - No, I'm not leaving.
[44:33.50]- You need to go. Go. - No, I'm not leaving
[44:34.76]till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?
[44:38.93]Army Black Hawk requested.
[44:40.10]Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo.
[44:42.74]Headed to rooftop marked by flare.
[44:45.37]- Sam, we will protect you. - Okay.
[44:50.08]- Epps, where are those planes? - Sam!
[44:57.39]No matter what happens, I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
[45:04.76]Sam! Get to the building! Move!
[45:07.50]- Decepticons, attack! - Hit it!
[45:13.47]- Cover fire! - Move to cover!
[45:28.92]- Girl, get that tow truck out of here! - I'm going! I'm going!
[45:32.05]Get out of here now!
[46:29.78]Humans don't deserve to live.
[46:31.95]They deserve to choose for themselves.
[46:35.05]Then you will die with them!
[46:43.09]Join them in extinction!
[47:04.71]Keep moving, Sam!
[47:40.98]Sam, get to the building!
[47:50.99]Give me that Cube, boy!
[48:05.77]Did that jerk just dent my car?
[48:29.23]You're not gonna get me. You're not gonna get me!
[48:38.01]I smell you, boy!
[49:39.70]I'll drive! You shoot!
[50:02.49]This isn't going well!
[50:52.47]- That tank is definitely dead now. - All right, let's go! We got business!
[51:10.96]Hey! I'm over here!
[51:26.74]We've got the boy.
[51:46.53]Hang on, Sam!
[52:03.75]Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?
[52:22.33]Where do I go?
[52:25.13]Give me the All Spark and you may live to be my pet.
[52:30.41]Oh, no, no, no, no.
[52:36.21]I'm never giving you this All Spark!
[52:38.78]Oh, so unwise.
[52:53.53]I got you, boy.
[52:56.83]Hold on to the Cube!
[53:18.32]- Oh, no. Oh, no! - Disgusting.
[53:31.50]You risked your life to protect the Cube.
[53:38.31]- no victory. - Lf I cannot defeat Megatron,
[53:41.71]you must push the Cube into my chest.
[53:44.61]I will sacrifice myself to destroy it.
[53:48.28]Get behind me.
[53:51.45]It's you and me, Megatron.
[53:54.12]No, it's just me, Prime.
[53:59.49]At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall.
[54:10.04]You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!
[54:34.03]Fighter jets in 60 seconds.
[54:36.53]We got friendlies mixed with bad guys. Targets will be marked.
[54:41.34]Bring the rain. All right?
[54:43.91]All right, let's kill these things.
[54:47.88]- Move, move, move! - Remember, aim low.
[54:49.54]Armor's weak under the chest.
[55:01.62]Target marked. Still waiting.
[55:03.29]Time on target, 20 seconds.
[55:12.27]F-22s, we're still waiting.
[55:34.06]Weapons armed. Status green.
[56:04.15]Second wave's on approach.
[56:09.19]What is that? Break off!
[56:10.89]- Copy. - It's either a massive amount of...
[56:22.10]Two, get a lock! Pop that guy!
[56:28.34]Stay on him. Keep him in your sights.
[56:30.81]Take him out!
[56:57.10]I'll kill you!
[56:59.14]Mine! All Spark!
[57:02.88]Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now!
[57:39.65]You left me no choice, brother.
[57:52.23]Sam, I owe you my life.
[57:56.23]We are in your debt.
[58:17.49]Prime, we couldn't save him.
[58:25.26]We lost a great comrade
[58:28.80]but gained new ones.
[58:30.93]Thank you, all of you.
[58:33.57]You honor us with your bravery.
[58:36.97]Permission to speak, sir?
[58:39.44]Permission granted, old friend.
[58:42.41]You speak now?
[58:44.81]I wish to stay with the boy.
[58:47.78]If that is his choice.
[59:16.24]Gentlemen, the President has ordered Sector Seven be terminated
[59:21.52]and the remains of the dead aliens disposed of.
[59:25.19]The Laurentian Abyss is seven miles below sea level,
[59:28.59]deepest place on our planet.
[59:30.93]The massive depth and pressure there, coupled with subfreezing temperatures,
[59:34.56]would crush and entomb them,
[59:38.57]leaving no evidence.
[59:46.94]With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet.
[59:53.08]And fate has yielded its reward,
[59:57.22]a new world to call home.
[60:06.39]We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight,
[60:10.73]but watching over them in secret,
[60:17.71]I have witnessed their capacity for courage.
[60:21.34]And though we are worlds apart,
[60:24.45]like us, there's more to them than meets the eye.
[60:30.92]I am Optimus Prime
[60:33.82]and I send this message to any surviving Autobots
[60:37.29]taking refuge among the stars.
[60:41.33]We are here.
[60:43.63]We are waiting.
[61:04.95]Can you shed any light on the recent, so-called alien activity in the area?
[61:12.99]Do you know what? I think that if there was some sort of an alien
[61:19.10]- infestation... - Yeah.
[61:21.37]They, the government, would be the first to let you know.
[61:23.90]The government would let us know.
[61:25.74]- I mean, this is America. - Yeah.
[61:27.44]You know, that's how we know we live in a free land,
[61:29.98]because there's no secrets.
[61:31.71]They'd say, "Hey! Duck and cover."
[61:43.86]Your head is kind of a different size than it is on television.